As Above, So Below

As Above, So Below

I pride myself on having decent taste in movies. Why is it then, that I continue to drag myself to these “shaky cam/found footage” flicks?  I am pathetically trying to recreate the experience of being a teenager in 1999, when The Blair Witch Project launched this horror sub-genre and gave me goosebumps.

I’m sworn off these movies, until yet another inevitable Paranormal Activity sequel is slopped out this Halloween.

I’ll never learn.

4/10

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What does Satan use to tune his piano?

A pitch fork!

Cuz, ya know, he’s the devil.

No good?

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