As Above, So Below
I pride myself on having decent taste in movies. Why is it then, that I continue to drag myself to these “shaky cam/found footage” flicks? I am pathetically trying to recreate the experience of being a teenager in 1999, when The Blair Witch Project launched this horror sub-genre and gave me goosebumps.
I’m sworn off these movies, until yet another inevitable Paranormal Activity sequel is slopped out this Halloween.
I’ll never learn.
4/10
What does Satan use to tune his piano?
A pitch fork!
Cuz, ya know, he’s the devil.
No good?
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