As Above, So Below
I pride myself on having decent taste in movies. Why is it then, that I continue to drag myself to these “shaky cam/found footage” flicks? I am pathetically trying to recreate the experience of being a teenager in 1999, when The Blair Witch Project launched this horror sub-genre and gave me goosebumps.
I’m sworn off these movies, until yet another inevitable Paranormal Activity sequel is slopped out this Halloween.
I’ll never learn.
What does Satan use to tune his piano?
A pitch fork!
Cuz, ya know, he’s the devil.